This show is like no other! He makes you laugh, and he makes you think...
"Waffle iron. Why on earth would anyone want to iron a waffle? Wouldn't that just flatten out all the nice little squares? I believe waffles should be dry cleaned. Pancakes, of course, should always be ironed."
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't here the music."
"There ought to be at least one round state."
George Carlin will be performing at the MGM Grand March 6th - March 19th 2003 |